How would I describe myself? Three words: Hard-working. Alpha-male. Jackhammer. merciless. Insatiable.
The Office… Japanese version.
Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, “Would an idiot do that?” And if they would, I do not do that thing!
Sometimes you just fail. It’s those online paper jerks. The whole business is changing. They’re gonna be screwed once this whole internet fad is over!
I can’t be around carbs today. Do you have ANY idea what a simple loaf of bread would do to my abs?
I like fake boobs. Oftentimes you find them on strippers. They’re very expensive. If I was a stripper I would just get one done first. Let the one pay for the other.
