Aiden making Eily laugh really really hard just by spitting water against the wall in the tub. (Don’t mind the ugly ass tile/tub colors, out house was built in the 50’s and we have not had the time/money to change that yet… yet!)
(via smokendmirrors)
Star Wars Gangsta Rap.
via: jokc
The TOP SECRET Universal Heath Plan. (via lunchbreath)
Great Vocab Didn’t Save the Thesaurus From Extinction (via neatorama)
Anyone wanna Polka?
(via garfieldminusgarfield)
I am expecting this question from Aiden any day now. He has already asked “Daddy, why is the sky blue?”
A damn 3 year old. GRRRRRRR.
How do you answer that question in a way that he can understand and not cause MORE questions? IMPOSSIBLE!
(via jokc)
Scissors cuts Paper covers Rock crushes Lizard poisons Spock smashes Scissors decapitates Lizard eats Paper disproves Spock vaporizes Rock crushes Scissors.
Get all that? Let’s go, on three!
The Sopranos - Uncensored.
For those of you watching The Sopranos on A&E, first off, WHY?! Second off, here are all the words you are missing… for the entire series, all 7 seasons.
Amanda and I have been on a Sorpranos kick for a bit, just finished watching the first season again, but, we have been watching the un-edited version on HBO!
WARNING!
This is what shows for a split second, right after the copyright notice on Fight Club, as written by Tyler Durden.
It’s the little things, and the big things, that make this my favorite movie of all time.
(via movieoftheweek)
Cool pen tricks + electricity = DUMBASS. (via @FailBlog)