Funny!
A man on crutches walks into a church one day.
He stops in front of the holy water font, splashes holy water on both his legs, then throws away both his crutches.
An altar boy witnesses the episode and runs into the rectory to tell the priest what he’s just seen.
The priest says, “Why, you’ve just witnessed a miracle! Tell me, my son, where is this man of whom you speak?”
Replies the altar boy, “Flat on his ass, Father, just over by the holy water.”
