June 2008
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Jun 28th
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Funny!
A man on crutches walks into a church one day. He stops in front of the holy water font, splashes holy water on both his legs, then throws away both his crutches. An altar boy witnesses the episode and runs into the rectory to tell the priest what he’s just seen. The priest says, “Why, you’ve just witnessed a miracle!  Tell me, my son, where is this man of whom you speak?”...
Jun 27th
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“I can’t be around carbs today. Do you have ANY idea what a simple loaf of...”
– Michael, The Office
Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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“Democracy demands that the religiously motivated translate their concerns into...”
– Barack Obama (via maniacalrage)
Jun 26th
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Jun 23rd
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Jun 18th
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Obsessed? Maybe A Little.
So while working out with my best friend this morning (we have a 4 day a week workout training in the mornings at the YMCA) … he says, “You are a bit extreme when it comes to working out.” This leads to a discussion whereas the word obsessed is thrown out (it might have been by me, I’m not sure), but either way, he agreed I may be obsessed with working out. I feel like I...
Jun 12th
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“I like fake boobs. Oftentimes you find them on strippers. They’re very...”
– Kevin, The Office
Jun 11th
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CD Compilation.
So a few years ago I made Amanda a 2 disc CD compilation. One with love songs and another with funny (if only to us, mostly inside jokes) songs. This morning I decided to listen again, and thought I’d post the songs. Love Songs All You Need Is Love (The Beatles) That’s How Strong My Love Is (Otis Redding) You Are The Sunshine Of My Life (Stevie Wonder) If I Could Give You More...
Jun 10th
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Jun 9th
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Derrie-Air - Pack Less. Weigh Less. Pay Less. →
Good thing I’ve lost a ton of weight… bad thing is, this ain’t real.
Jun 6th
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Jun 2nd